My Point is Dolphins
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My Point is Dolphins

lesbolution:

soloontherocks:

pandorantimelord:

One common misconception people have about bisexual people is that the abbreviation “bi” is short for “bisexual”, when really it stands for “Black Island”, the place where all bisexual people are born and raised by pirates. All bisexual people are pirates. Run

did you mean

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birates

pocket-alex:

princeowl:

mangomamita:

don’t let tumblr make you think educations not important please go to college

we dont need no education

we dont need no thought control 

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danceadicklessjig:

religiousdonut:

cruiserswagger:

attackontartan:

gojikas:

like-we-arethe-stars:

onlylolgifs:

STOLE A KISS PRANK

I’m telling you right here, right now, if you kiss me without my consent I will destroy you. I will hit you so hard in your nether regions that your future children (should you unfortunately reproduce) will feel it.

For real though people don’t do this. This is sick and totally disgusting. Sexual assault isn’t a freakin’ joke or a prank. 

If someone did this to me, their life would be forfeit.

Ugh fuck this bullshit

Yes stop letting straight white boys do whatever the hell they want

SEXUAL ASSAULT IS NOT A FUCKING PRANK

danceadicklessjig:

religiousdonut:

cruiserswagger:

attackontartan:

gojikas:

like-we-arethe-stars:

onlylolgifs:

STOLE A KISS PRANK

I’m telling you right here, right now, if you kiss me without my consent I will destroy you. I will hit you so hard in your nether regions that your future children (should you unfortunately reproduce) will feel it.

For real though people don’t do this. This is sick and totally disgusting. Sexual assault isn’t a freakin’ joke or a prank. 

If someone did this to me, their life would be forfeit.

Ugh fuck this bullshit

Yes stop letting straight white boys do whatever the hell they want

SEXUAL ASSAULT IS NOT A FUCKING PRANK

that-punny-person:

waywardcastiel:

I got a text from a number i didn’t recognise today and i sent them the ENTIRETY of the lotr: fellowship of the ring script

that isn’t even 1/20th of it IM LAUGHIN SO HARD

You are my hero.

renirabbit:

fearliath:

do-i-smell-watermelon:

the bend

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and slap

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I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.

this is amazing

White feminists:

biscochozorro:

vuurvlieg:

split-the-coast:

When you discuss the wage gap, here are a few things to keep in mind:

  • Only white women make $0.77 to a man’s dollar.
  • Black women make about $0.68 to a man’s dollar.
  • Latina women make about $0.58 to a man’s dollar.

Intersectionality matters.

"to a man’s dollar"

You mean to a white man’s dollar.

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semicolson:

and it can be quite surprising 

semicolson:

and it can be quite surprising 

Bold What’s True

surveyhaven:

you are in college 
you are female 
you have a pretty good idea of what you want to do with your life 
you are short (under 5’4)
you text a lot 
you are single, but like someone 
you like a lot of different kinds of music 
you are close with your mom 
you don’t have a job 
you have a horrible fear of bees 
you have quite a few guilty pleasures
you don’t have many scars 
you stay up late 
you dye your hair 
you enjoy iced coffee 
you drink occasionally 
you like to shop 
your grades are fairly good 
you are lazy 
you prefer facebook to myspace (…)
you are paranoid 
you have a dog 
you would consider going to law school
you would consider plastic surgery of some kind 
you are somewhat superstitious 
your first name is short (4 letters or less) 
you have/had a piercing other than ears 
you are not very athletic 
you watch a lot of television 
you also read a lot 
you get nervous easily 
you have blue eyes 
you are disorganized 
you feel that you are friendly 
you donate time or money to charitable organizations 
you don’t hear very well 
you are pale 
you have a tumblr 
people ask for your advice 
& you also ask for advice a lot 
you like sushi 
you’ve been out of the country 
you have a food allergy 
you sleep with a stuffed animal 
summer is your favorite season 
your birthday is in the spring 
your parents are divorced 
you have moved multiple times 
people think you are funny
but you have a weird sense of humor 
you carry a purse 
you think a lot 
you meditate 
you seem shy, but only when you first meet someone 
you like parties 
something on your body hurts right now 
you have a sensitive nose 
you often have strange dreams 
you are a bit on the hyper side

queerhawkeye:

i really really wanna be excited about the deadpool movie but wade is probs gon be one or more of the following: 

  • heterosexual
  • only scarred enough to be manly but not enough to be ‘deformed’
  • a really ableist parody of schizophrenia or
  • just an neurotypical guy who likes to ‘act crazy’ 

and i’m not all about that jazz 

He was kind of a nerd before he became Spider-Man, but he was a smart nerd.” - Stan Lee on Peter Parker

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