My Point is Dolphins
My Point is Dolphins

ocevns:

6-packs:

ocevns:

america is like the popular girl in school: everyone talks shit about her behind her back, but as soon as she talks to them, everyone pretends they love her because they know they’ll be cooler and get invited to parties

and then canada is like america’s best friend, who’s like the uglier version of her, but all the other kids think she’s way nicer

mexico is like the weird kid who keeps trying to get really close to america to smell her hair

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

youkicklikeanineyearoldgirl-cm:

My boys with puppies

refined-funk:

These PSAT jokes “made my day”

A) “made my day”
B) “were making my day”
C) “do make my day”
D) “having made my day”
E) “are made of my day”

queenconsuelabananahammock:

sushiandsavasana:

This says everything.

Don’t it though?

queenconsuelabananahammock:

sushiandsavasana:

This says everything.

Don’t it though?

small-person-racist:

earldacharmanda:

awesomephilia:

homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes

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That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??

hiddenblade-hiddennomore:

captainangelofthelord:

crestlessly:

vitaisfrozen:

YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK THIS
I TOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE CUTE AND CHEEKY BUT GUESS WHAT

IT ISN’T

AND NOW I’M SAD

This is not okay

NO THIS WAS CUTE WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME

I knew what this was going to be…

coolben94:

Dear past self,

When u cut off ur hair mom wont be that mad and you dont have to run away.

From,
Ben (that’s you)

Question of the day

pansexualfacts:

yourfriendlyneighborhoodsatanist:

cloudfreed:

nonbinaryanders:

underknower:

bisexuwhales:

Time for some bi positivity! What’s your favorite thing about being bi? or pan or lgbt in general?

the pure, unfiltered power

The ability to commune with unicorns.

glowing in the dark

Shapeshifting

T H E V O I D

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