america is like the popular girl in school: everyone talks shit about her behind her back, but as soon as she talks to them, everyone pretends they love her because they know they’ll be cooler and get invited to parties
and then canada is like america’s best friend, who’s like the uglier version of her, but all the other kids think she’s way nicer
mexico is like the weird kid who keeps trying to get really close to america to smell her hair
I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of
My boys with puppies
These PSAT jokes “made my day”
A) “made my day”
B) “were making my day”
C) “do make my day”
D) “having made my day”
E) “are made of my day”
homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes
That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??
YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK THIS
I TOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE CUTE AND CHEEKY BUT GUESS WHAT
AND NOW I’M SADThis is not okay
NO THIS WAS CUTE WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME
I knew what this was going to be…
Dear past self,
When u cut off ur hair mom wont be that mad and you dont have to run away.
Ben (that’s you)
Time for some bi positivity! What’s your favorite thing about being bi? or pan or lgbt in general?
the pure, unfiltered power
The ability to commune with unicorns.
glowing in the dark
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